Chicken Leg Jokes

The chickens are laying hard-cooked eggs.

Chicken leg jokes. He was getting tired of all the chicken jokes. Chickens are not only overprotective to their chicks but can be a source of a bundle of joy. You look terrible-Youll never believe it he said.

Some of the best are kids chicken jokes practiced to perfection over the years. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. What do you call a mischievous egg.

He sped up to 75 MPH and the chicken passed him up. So he drives the farmers BMW back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He became curious as to why all of the chickens had 3 legs so he pulled into the farmers driveway walked up the house and knocked on the door.

Heel Puns Heels are the lowest part of the legs but they make for the highest level of jokes. Enjoy these chicken jokes from our staff. To stretch its legs.

Okay even were not eggsactly sure about this one. A man was driving down a country lane one day when he looked into a farmers field and noticed that all of the chickens in the field had 3 legs. What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day.

Raw Chicken Jokes. If the Rooster laid an Egg on a roof witch way would the egg roll. Why did the rubber chicken cross the road.